This is just a silly poem straight from my imagination, and is fortunately based only on jokes about church, and not on my own experience!
Come on, it’s time to get up now.
Oh please! I don’t want to go.
Oh, don’t be so childish and silly,
It’ll be over before you know.
But everyone there is so grumpy.
They tell me off every Sunday.
I’m always on my best behaviour
But they all pick on me anyway.
Well this week, it might just be different.
As a child, I felt the same,
But if it had stopped me attending
It would be a terrible shame.
Come on! It’s time to grow up now!
Get up, and get ready to go.
Just make sure you dress nice and smartly,
The ‘oldies’ prefer it you know.
Besides, you have no choice really;
It’s your duty as we both know.
After all, who would do the sermon
If the minister won’t even go?!
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