WARNING: This poem is not appropriate for adults!
I was merely doing a sensible workshop on alliteration, when Hannah suggested the character “Burping Bailey”, and the poem went downhill with the story from there. I personally am appalled at the end result, but I definately blame the children!
Burping Bailey lets rip daily,
Trumping Trevor too,
Unfortunately though, today’s
A day of follow through.
Bailey’s burp brought up dessert,
But Trevor’s trump caused worse
For sadly, he’s afflicted with
The diarrhoea curse!
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